Fatwa: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

vintage-wine-rain-barrel-1Fatwa #34556777889877664

Salami brothers.

This is my fatwa number 34556777889877664, so I’m a little intoxicated (by Shariah).

The question is (Sent in by Muhammed):

How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

The fatwa is:

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Insjalla!

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