We demand Allahbama name change!

lllhhhjjBrothers!

Brothers of the Muslim Brotherhood have had a boys only camp in the wilderness of Kakkadukkastan, where khat was free along with tea.

Half way into this meeting of brothers it was decided that the holly ummah demands that the satanic states of Amerikastan changes the name of Alabama to Allahbama, since it’s spelled wrong today, in books and in subtitles on movies on the haram television. The holly name change will be brought to the human rights counsel in the UN, where it is expected that head of the counsel, brother Muhammed Ali Abdul Ali of the holly Saudi Arabia, will approve it. And he will put sanctions on the satanic states of Amerikastan if they don’t comply. Brother Hussein in Amerika agrees too. He suggested Allahobama, but it was rejected by some royal brother.

Salami!

 

Self-inflatable Muslim dolls

jjjMalljalla Brothers!

Proof that the brothers are smarter than the dirty unbelieving kuffars again. Abdlil Ali Muhammed Ali Muhammad sent me this short story:

A guy goes in an (haram) adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?”

The customer says, “Female”

The counter guy asks, “Black or white?”

The customer says, “White”

The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?”

The customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

The counter guy says, “The Muslim one blows itself up!”

PS! I put the burqa on the doll with Photography shop myself! Alladin Akvarakk! Piece!

Praying Juice

israel-jerusalem-wailing-wall-prayer-close-upA female kuffar news reporter from the satanic CNN goes to see a Juicy man who has been going to the western wall in Israel to pray once a day for 70 years, the reporter goes up to him and says, “hello I’m a reporter for the CNN and we know you’re quite famous around this wall so we were wondering if we could ask you a few questions.”

The man agrees and she asks, “so we were wondering; what have you actually been praying for all of these years?”

The man replies, “I have been praying for peace between the Juice and Arabs and for all world hatred and terrorism to stop, and for my children and grandchildren to grown up in a peaceful world.”

The news reporter says, “Wow that’s truly beautiful, how do you feel after doing this for 70 years?”

The man replies, “I feel like I’ve been talking to a fucking brick wall.”

Made me laugh, Salami! Piece!

Fatwa: How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

vintage-wine-rain-barrel-1Fatwa #34556777889877664

Salami brothers.

This is my fatwa number 34556777889877664, so I’m a little intoxicated (by Shariah).

The question is (Sent in by Muhammed):

How can you tell if a Muslim girl is old enough to marry?

The fatwa is:

Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough. If it isn’t, cut the barrel down until her chin is over the top.

Insjalla!