My uncle – the sailor

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This is a photo Fatima took of my uncle, Mohammad Habib Mohammed. He used to be a sailor (pirate), and has sailed with the famous pirate captain Mohammed al-Evildevil of Somalia in Somalia, where they waged holly war against the kuffars at sea. Because of my uncle’s light skin colour, he was only called “Whitey”.

Indajalla!

Ninja caught!

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Brother Abdul Mohammed al-Katchemandkillem sent me this photo of him and a deadly ninja he captured!!!

Ninjas are very common in his area, they are dangerous and a big problem, but the brother is a specialist ninja catcher. He even has his own online ninja catcher firm called “Match.ar”, and one time he captured 5 at once as they were sneaking down the road just outside his house.

Salami!

Talitubbies

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Brother Mohammed Achmed Ali al-Tinitali, managed to catch and cuddle to death a haram Talitubbie. They (Talitubbies) are very common in the mountains of Afghanistan, and there are four kinds: Dipsyatika, Laa-Laaistaban, Pooof, and Tinky Antisharia. This one is a Pooof, and brother al-Tinitali halal butchered it to use the skin for the winter, which can be cold as fokk in Afghanistan. These Talitubbies are infidels, as they worship a fake, smiling sun – haram.

Islam means piece! Salami.

Baby Hussein

10917305_376343052545250_2230912865083963214_nAwww, Fatima’s aunt in Kenya sent her a photography of brother Hussein of Amerika, when he was just a toddler. Too cute the little rascal!!!

Salami. Islam means piece. Allahn knows.

Fatima’s new burqa

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My wife Fatima (9) got her new burqa in the holly mail today, but I think I have to cut two holes in it and make into a niqab instead, because she can’t see shit and all her toes are a bloody mess for bumping into stuff!!!! I simply can’t stand the screaming!!! Allakun Akrab!

Piece!

The glory of holly jihad

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Nothing shows the glorious victory of holly war better than a city in ruins, inskabla!!

Allahn (SWAG) knows, al wise!

Remember brothers (and sisters), holly jihad is prescribed for you (rule #2:216 in the AD 600 rulebook).

“And Jihad has been prescribed for you while it is hateful to you; perhaps you hate a thing and it is good for you and perhaps you lose something and it is bad for you; Allah knows and you do not.”[Q. 2:216]

Istam is the reglion of piece and Mohammad (POS) is the massager!!!

Piece!

Take the test and find out if holly war is for you!

My son Mohammad asked me

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My son Mohammad asked me, “What is that weird hat you are wearing?
I said, “Why, it’s a ‘chechia’ because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun.”
“And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?” asked the little one.
“It’s a ‘djbellah’ because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body.” I said.
My son asked, “And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?
I replied, “These are ‘babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet in the desert.”
” Tell me,” added my boy.
“Yes, my son?”
“Why are you living in bloody Londonistan and still wearing all this shit?”

Allahn bless him, they know so little when they’re young, Inchofallahn!

“Don’t Let The Son Go Down On Me”

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This photography is from the disgusting kuffars George Michael & Elton John’s concert in Cairo.

The brothers got a little upset when they found out that the singers were gay, during the song “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me”, which the brothers heard as “Don’t Let The Son Go Down On Me”, which is haram too.

Brother Muhammed Abid al-Jabbajabba, had even come back from the audition for the upcoming blockbuster movie “Planet of the jihadi apes”, just to go to the cumcert.

Salaaaami!

PM of Norway

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This outstandingly gorgeous and well trained kuffar woman is the Prime Minister of Norway, Erna Solberg . During a make-belief protest in Oslo, against our holly Mujadingeling in ISistan, who are fighting the holly jihad for the holly Caliphate, we tricked her into reading from the glorious holly Hadiths – live on kuffar television. Stupid kuffars always fall for simple Taqiyya, Inchaldi!!

Allah (SWAG) thought us, al wise and mercifull. Allahdin Akbanar. Islam is piece.

My son (Mohammad?)

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This is one of my sons, most likely a Mohammad. Can’t really recall his name right now as I have so many, but the photo is from Fatima’s photo album so I know for sure he is mine.

Besides, Allahn knows. Salaaami.